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Unfortunately, I had to throw out my underwear and go commando until lunch time at work. He was staying at a friend's house in college and had to take a dump. Ot only bathroom that was open at the time was the master bathroom.

He did his business, and realized shortly after that he clogged the toilet. He didn't see a plunger, so he decided to use the obvious solution: Push it all down the toilet with his hands.

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This was two years ago and I haven't had a peanut since. All three of us really had to use the bathroom, so we split up from a general location and found good spots. I squat down and started doing my business, and I'm just about done when I look over and notice a dead, half-eaten deer.

I'd say I shit my pants but they were already down. The day before, I had eaten a whole tub of fresh mango that, in hindsight, was probably not all the way ripe yet. So I am at work and suddenly the shit sweats taks me.

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Not too fast because I want to watch you take a shit my co-workers might figure out that I am about to shit myself, but not too slow because it's coming out whether I want it to or not. I have about 47 seconds to get across the sales floor and into the women's bathroom. I get there. It's packed full of ladies. Ladies not in the stalls doing business, but ladies chitchatting and primping in the mirror. My worst nightmare.

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It sounded like a muffled machine gun fire coming from the fourth stall in. There was no denying what was going on to anyone else in the bathroom. It was a takke first impression to make on all my fellow female co-workers. I proceeded to do the 'puckered-butthole-swift-walk-mango-machine-gun-shit' four more times that day.

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I was waddling in short shorts, and holding back tears for 20 excruciatingly embarrassing minutes. After crying in the bathroom and chain smoking for a while, he said to watcn, 'Are you clean, or do you have to ride in the back of the truck?

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Perhaps the worst time was during my first day trip in New York City. I was in my friend's car, and stuck in traffic on the way toward the George Washington Bridge. I had eaten something kind of funky and then, like clockwork, I had to go.

I looked out of the car window and saw that I want to watch you take a shit was running out of city, and if I didn't figure out something now I'd be well on to the bridge.

I have pooped in very weird places, but I did not feel like pooping off a bridge in broad daylight. So I sprinted out of the car, telling my friends I'd find them down the road. I started looking into shops but none of them were open. It was a Sunday, and I was in lower Manhattan. Finally, I saw a Chinese food restaurant and figured I want to watch you take a shit give it a Lonely wants sex tonight Hilo1 and beg for a bathroom.

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Navy Judge Capt. Aaron Rugh has removed the lead prosecutor in the war crimes trial against Navy SEAL Chief Eddie Gallagher days after he said the government had violated Gallagher's right to a fair trial. I want to watch you take a shit Cmdr. Chris Czaplak was dismissed from the prosecution team on Monday, threatening to further derail the government's case against Gallagher, who has been accused of murdering a wounded and unarmed ISIS fighter and indiscriminately firing at innocent civilians during the Battle of Mosul.

House lawmakers are pushing for a Pentagon review of valor awards given out for service in World War I to ensure that minorities are getting the recognition they deserve. A soldier who died while deployed to the southwestern border has been identified as Pfc. Steven Hodges, 20, of Menifee, California, officials announced on Monday. I want to watch you take a shit information about how he died was immediately available other than foul play is not suspected, officials said.

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Engineers with the Army Research Laboratory are working on a new infantry weapon that, at half the weight and length of the M4 carbine, is capable of firing rounds at double the muzzle velocity of a standard-issue sidearm that could easily defeat Russian or Chinese body armor.

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